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Saturday, September 12, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
just a girl with a natural linguistic/verbal gift
Fame: The Musical
one of the best things that ever happened to me :)
for those of you don't know what that is, it's my school musical. with the best cast in the world.
so today during 'dancing on the sidewalk' the crowd looked kind of bored, so i decided i would start clapping and scream 'C'MON EVERYBODY!' to rev them all up, but that would've been a little bit lame, so i settled for 'woo!' but then i couldn't decide, so what came out was 'BLGRAHHHRGHA!'
guada, you genius.
one of the best things that ever happened to me :)
for those of you don't know what that is, it's my school musical. with the best cast in the world.
so today during 'dancing on the sidewalk' the crowd looked kind of bored, so i decided i would start clapping and scream 'C'MON EVERYBODY!' to rev them all up, but that would've been a little bit lame, so i settled for 'woo!' but then i couldn't decide, so what came out was 'BLGRAHHHRGHA!'
guada, you genius.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
updaatee: dA, sex ed and shoes.
hey guys, i haven't blogged for a while.
by "guys", i am referring to the people i like to pretend read my blog.
so i have a few things to blog about because this is my first in a while.
1: DEVIANTART.
www.guadastarship.deviantart.com
go look at it, there's mainly my photography, and the occasional drawing.
2: THE SEX ED LESSON
today we had THE sex ed lesson. you know the one where you put condoms on cucumbers?
well we put condoms on plastic penises, so it was a bit more awkward.
we had to pair up with a person of the opposite gender, making it awkwarder.
i was pretty much laughing my brain off. sorry, toby. poor kid.
and if you're wondering, toby and afros don't mix.
3: POINTE SHOES
i got them yesterday. i am absolutely freaking ecstatic.
photos soon, cause i haven't sewn on the ribbons and elastics yet.
that is all,
à bientôt, mes amis :)
guada x
by "guys", i am referring to the people i like to pretend read my blog.
so i have a few things to blog about because this is my first in a while.
1: DEVIANTART.
www.guadastarship.deviantart.com
go look at it, there's mainly my photography, and the occasional drawing.
2: THE SEX ED LESSON
today we had THE sex ed lesson. you know the one where you put condoms on cucumbers?
well we put condoms on plastic penises, so it was a bit more awkward.
we had to pair up with a person of the opposite gender, making it awkwarder.
i was pretty much laughing my brain off. sorry, toby. poor kid.
and if you're wondering, toby and afros don't mix.
3: POINTE SHOES
i got them yesterday. i am absolutely freaking ecstatic.
photos soon, cause i haven't sewn on the ribbons and elastics yet.
that is all,
à bientôt, mes amis :)
guada x
Sunday, March 8, 2009
friday and stupidness.
so last friday was the swimming carnival at school. of course, it had to be freezing and raining that day. so i stayed home. drank nothing but tea, ate nothing but pita bread and dip. turned the heater up reaall high and played fall out boy trail all day. BEST. GAME. EVER.
greatest day in the history of ever.
so anyway, earlier today i went to make myself a nice mug of milo. i had it all ready and made and took it to the computer to drink it. i picked up the mug to take a nice big gulp, and just before it reached my mouth, i realised there was no milk in my milo.
stupid guada.
greatest day in the history of ever.
so anyway, earlier today i went to make myself a nice mug of milo. i had it all ready and made and took it to the computer to drink it. i picked up the mug to take a nice big gulp, and just before it reached my mouth, i realised there was no milk in my milo.
stupid guada.
Friday, February 27, 2009
my future slash fantasy, for those who are interested.
after i graduate from confidential school, i'll go to VCA to study music and dance - focussing on singing and hip-hop. then i'll meet four really tall guys whilst studying music, we shall form a band with me on vocals. we shall call ourselves sunsets and silhouette dreams then decide this name is too emo. we'll change it eventually but for now that's our name. we'll go play local shows and i'll dance in the back of music videos as a side job. at one show, a old fat guy will come up to me and sign us. we shall then become famous and tour the world. in japan, i shall meet mr super hot guy in another australian band also touring the world who wears brightly coloured skinny jeans and has black hair. we will start dating. formerly sunsets and silhouette dreams will release 3 studio albums and then me and hot guy will get married. we'll go honeymoon in japan. i'll have a baby girl named adalia eliza chloe katherine hotguylastname. sunsets and silhouette dreams will release another album and then tour again then we'll break up but stay good friends. then i'll have a baby boy called blake gabriel pierre hotguylastname. then the kids will be old enough to take care of themselves and i shall launch my solo career and possibly a fragrance or clothing line. then i'll get old, everyone will forget about me and me and hot guy will be able to live our lives in peace. then eventually i'll shrivel up and die.
FANTASIES THAT WILL NEVER COME TRUE FOR THE WIN.
FANTASIES THAT WILL NEVER COME TRUE FOR THE WIN.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
teachers are funny.
today at the start of french:
french class: *line up outside classroom*
mr sub face: *lets us inside*
french class: where is ms moussi?
mr sub face: you may have seen my name on the timetable..
french class: *spots ms moussi's head outside the window* um, ms moussi is outside..
mr sub face: ... i was at year 12 camp last week and therefore not here for your introduction to year 10 english
french: class: um, this is year 9 french.
mr "sub" face: *confused face* what?
ahahahahaha, i'm never ever going to forget that.
french class: *line up outside classroom*
mr sub face: *lets us inside*
french class: where is ms moussi?
mr sub face: you may have seen my name on the timetable..
french class: *spots ms moussi's head outside the window* um, ms moussi is outside..
mr sub face: ... i was at year 12 camp last week and therefore not here for your introduction to year 10 english
french: class: um, this is year 9 french.
mr "sub" face: *confused face* what?
ahahahahaha, i'm never ever going to forget that.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
the adventures we have at shoppingtown.
just before i start, i would like to make note that i will no longer be documenting every detail of every time i do something.
so my posts will probably be mostly about purchases and super shocking stuff.
please excuse me if this post is nearly gibberish.
i kind of chose not to go to sleep last night.
but yesterday was super awesome cool.
do yourself a favour, don't watch journey to the centre of the earth 3D. don't watch it full stop.
it's a crappy movie, me and el watched it just cause it was in 3D and there was a stick.
long story.
then we went off to shoppingtown which was fun.
do yourself a favour, go see bride wars.
good movie (Y)
anyway that was all fun and games
but the real fun started at about 8:15 when we went to david jones.
spent ages doing nothing, then decode - paramore came on.
naturally, we took a video and danced.
SKIP TO HERE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT THE FIRST PART OF MY DAY:
BECAUSE THIS PART IS THE INTERESTING PART.
but if you're reading my blog, i probably already told you this.
so me and elly watched the video on my camera and this random fat ugly drag queen looking lady comes up to us this is how the conversation went:
fatlady: are you girls taking photos in the shop?
us: noo
fatlady: do you want me to confiscate your camera to the authorities?
us: --
fatlady: i think you should get your bags and leave.
us: *ignores her*
guada: ooh how much is this?
fatlady: JUST GO.
us: *walk out of the store*
fatlady: *follows us out and warns staff about us*
she had no right to do that. she didn't even work there. wtf?!
anyway, then we went back in.
well at first i was hesitant, but then i bought this t-shirt for $25. used to be $70.
that is all.
talk soon,
à bientôt, mes amis. :)
so my posts will probably be mostly about purchases and super shocking stuff.
please excuse me if this post is nearly gibberish.
i kind of chose not to go to sleep last night.
but yesterday was super awesome cool.
do yourself a favour, don't watch journey to the centre of the earth 3D. don't watch it full stop.
it's a crappy movie, me and el watched it just cause it was in 3D and there was a stick.
long story.
then we went off to shoppingtown which was fun.
do yourself a favour, go see bride wars.
good movie (Y)
anyway that was all fun and games
but the real fun started at about 8:15 when we went to david jones.
spent ages doing nothing, then decode - paramore came on.
naturally, we took a video and danced.
SKIP TO HERE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT THE FIRST PART OF MY DAY:
BECAUSE THIS PART IS THE INTERESTING PART.
but if you're reading my blog, i probably already told you this.
so me and elly watched the video on my camera and this random fat ugly drag queen looking lady comes up to us this is how the conversation went:
fatlady: are you girls taking photos in the shop?
us: noo
fatlady: do you want me to confiscate your camera to the authorities?
us: --
fatlady: i think you should get your bags and leave.
us: *ignores her*
guada: ooh how much is this?
fatlady: JUST GO.
us: *walk out of the store*
fatlady: *follows us out and warns staff about us*
she had no right to do that. she didn't even work there. wtf?!
anyway, then we went back in.
well at first i was hesitant, but then i bought this t-shirt for $25. used to be $70.
that is all.
talk soon,
à bientôt, mes amis. :)
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