ZOMG TEH POINT SHOOZ LUL!!!!!!!!11three

my pointe shoes.
beautiful. i know. x]

i'm a genius.

i fell off my chair.
who does that?

updaatee: dA, sex ed and shoes.

hey guys, i haven't blogged for a while.
by "guys", i am referring to the people i like to pretend read my blog.
so i have a few things to blog about because this is my first in a while.

1: DEVIANTART.
www.guadastarship.deviantart.com
go look at it, there's mainly my photography, and the occasional drawing.

2: THE SEX ED LESSON
today we had THE sex ed lesson. you know the one where you put condoms on cucumbers?
well we put condoms on plastic penises, so it was a bit more awkward.
we had to pair up with a person of the opposite gender, making it awkwarder.
i was pretty much laughing my brain off. sorry, toby. poor kid.
and if you're wondering, toby and afros don't mix.

3: POINTE SHOES
i got them yesterday. i am absolutely freaking ecstatic.
photos soon, cause i haven't sewn on the ribbons and elastics yet.

that is all,
à bientôt, mes amis :)
guada x

friday and stupidness.

so last friday was the swimming carnival at school. of course, it had to be freezing and raining that day. so i stayed home. drank nothing but tea, ate nothing but pita bread and dip. turned the heater up reaall high and played fall out boy trail all day. BEST. GAME. EVER.
greatest day in the history of ever.

so anyway, earlier today i went to make myself a nice mug of milo. i had it all ready and made and took it to the computer to drink it. i picked up the mug to take a nice big gulp, and just before it reached my mouth, i realised there was no milk in my milo.
stupid guada.